THEY MADE FREDDY SO! BLATANTLY! SEXUAL! WHICH IS EXACTLY PERFECT.
AND THEY SAID HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY- HE WAS! HE WAS HILARIOUS! I LAUGHED AT ONE POINT UNTIL I CRIED! (THEN AGAIN, SIDNEY WAS WITH ME AND WE WERE JUST BEING ALL SEKGFN KSJDNHTK AND EEEE)
MY FAVOURITE TWO LINES ARE UNDER A CUT BECAUSE YOU SHOULD JUST WAIT TO SEE THE MOVIE TO HEAR THE LINES BUT THEY'RE JUST SO PERFECT I NEED TO PUT THEM HERE SOMEWHERE
Nancy: Fuck you!
Freddy: Ooh, that sounds fun. But that's moving a bit fast for me. (I might have messed the second part of his line up; me and Sidney were just too busy laughing and being amazed and shit so I kind of might have missed part of it)
Nancy's running away and the floor turns into this gooey thick liquid.
Freddy: How's that for a wet dream?
Another awesome thing was that FREDDY LICKED NANCY'S FACE. That was pretty much the first sexy-sexy move he makes toward her and it... just...
UGH JACKIE WAS TOO PERFECT THEY BETTER MAKE 7 MORE OF THESE MOVIES GODDAMNIT
And the shout outs to the original movies were AWESOME! The body bag, the "your mouth says no no" bit, the "THIS IS MY WORLD BITCH" the knife running up the leg and lifting her dress, "I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW", the ending.
And watching a horror movie opening night with a sold out theatre is SO FUN OMG. People screaming and giggling and the fans of the original movie cheering at the shout outs and EVERYONE CLAPPED DURING WHEN THE TITLE SHOWED UP AND THEN AT THE END and just guh.
Sorry if this is incoherent, I'm just utterly blown away. I LOVED IT SO SO MUCH. I was NOT disappointed in any way, shape, or form.
Now off to sweet dreams of Freddy!
Just. Too perfect. I'm definitely going to see it again. And again.